I heard Tom Cruise was gay.

Reprehensible.
Can one be reprehenced? I.E.
"Tom Cruise, you are reprehensible. You deserve to be reprehenced"

Here's a scenario: Nick Cage ever runs into Tom Cruise at a party, walking around waving his arms like his arms are covered in swarms of bees and being awesome. He Locks eyes with Tom Cruise; just for an instant.

Tom Cruise has a magic perpetual smile plastered across his glazed doughnut and thinks to himself "I'm the best, I am the best, I'm the best"? Then Nick cage slaps him.
right in his face.

That's how it happens in my infernal reflections anyway.

Merry Christmas.